February 2012
12 posts
“The clerk has stated that Dalton was abusive and demanded to be told “what the...”
“characters chant chant cent-er car calendar breathe book end! banker attract $...”
btw, New York Giants now called New York Football...
#home
thick air/bridge legs
it’s great to be back
heheheheheheheeheheheehehe:
“ass haiku” by Brandon Scott Gorrell
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
you are a little birdsounds
you have stolen the carbon of a million dead cambodians
i breathe you through fences like seawater
lurk me, im dead
in america under the sea
a synopsis of "Tales of Game's Presents Chef...
The game takes place in 2053, in “post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York”. Twelve years prior, Charles Barkley performed a powerful dunk called a Chaos Dunk at a basketball game, inadvertently killing most of the people in attendance. As a result, basketball was outlawed and many basketball players were hunted down and killed.
In 2053, another Chaos Dunk is performed in Manhattan,...
January 2012
21 posts
(deli, enter pig)
pig: i’d like some steak.
butcher: fresh out. how about some bacon instead?
pig: that’s racist.
tryhard badclown
prom idea so good it makes me wish i was still in...
each attendee wears a homemade costume of either a shark or a minnow and the two sides fistfight each other all night to a loop of the opening riff of Anarchy In The UK
“DO NOT EMAIL PEOPLE PRESSURING THEM TO RESPOND TO YOUR EMAILS When interacting...”
– Tao Lin, How To Be Considerate On The Internet on Thought Catalog (via thoughtcatalog)
“wiz khaleefa sound like a fuckin terrorist name them pentagon niggaz need to...”
– g-son
dead girl, you are dead
livemylief:
i am crying in you and being fucked at the same time by january rain. i hurt when i move. i am being rained on with dead children now dead five year olds. i dont care if my blood chokes me, i no longer want to have blood. i want your cold pointless hands. i want to put flowers in your cold pointless mouth
“this is a good Tragically Hip song.”
– someone who is wrong
re: my new song, "dicked by a rodeo clown"
“…what is this garbage?”
that’s ghost-racist
“It’s cold and I hate everyone I can see.
All of my strength...”
– sam pink
1978
1978
1978
Watchmiyamotodev:
click on it first
this game is called mario shout. mario collects five coins in the muchroom kingdom.
i cannot make mario stop shouting?
“straight shots of sterno, wick stuck in the bottle empty
three blocks to the...”
– rap verse of the year all years
took me fifteen minutes of trying to succinctly crystallize my thoughts re: this before i realized that nothing short of a dissertation is doing the brilliance of this verse any fucking justice
REPUBLICAN GENOCIDE 2012
do not trust a ghost
fuckmaniknowbuthey:
good advice
December 2011
16 posts
re: men who decided to write to the Record today...
fucking kill yourselves, you subhuman trash
@horse_ebooks: The term "sludge machines" in...
if she was not the word of god then god has never...
moon through the clouds
an oilstain
i love you like they dropped the bomb
“i was standing on the gravel part of my dad’s driveway thinking about you, and how i don’t sleep because i think about you instead”
FUCKING BREAK MY JAW ON A CAR’S BUMPER
FUCKING BACK OVER MY HEAD
DROP A FUCKING CINDER BLOCK ON MY FUCKING FACE
OH YEAH I’M GONNA JUST DIVE RIGHT INTO THAT PART OF MY LIFE
-decide on format for chapbook
-download futura
-get going
RE: trends
murkytimeistimeschool:
am i uncool for just now listening to & liking psychic chasms?
psychic chasms is a great record, all others can rot
November 2011
22 posts
